Q: What do you call a Jewish Marshall arts champion ?
A: Jew Jitsu.
Q: What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the Internet?
A: "Modem anachnu...
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish ATM?
A: When you take out some money, it says to you, what did you do with the last $50 I gave you?
Q. How does Moses make his tea?
A: Hebrews it.