- Haim, in what way you lift your mood?

- Haim, in what way you lift your mood?

- pouring cold water.

- And how do you like it?

- I - yes, but the one whom I have hosed - not so!

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At the Odessa Privoz:

- Madame, your goose is why so expensive?

- It is not expensive, it just follows the dollar.